I am Sir Markie taking CRUSTING to a new LEVEL!

I sit in my condo, naked, wearing only a cock ring.

The kid last left me alone with my pills.

I’m scared to leave the house. The thoughts keep racing through my brain.

They were paying me 61K a year.

And all they said was to stop doing drugs.

But, I couldn’t.

And NOW, they hired a new manager. So my job is gone forever. What am I going to do?

I think I would look very hot in a MacDonalds uniform. I’m been practicing saying, “would you like fries with that” over and over.

But, NOBODY will pay me 61K because I’m scared. I’m going to lose my condo!

Kiki save me!