About

Stream of conciousness:

I am a short little man.

I have failed in MANY businesses.

I take money from people and start new businesses.

I was kicked off of ebay.

I like to Pray!

I have an amazing recipe for Spicey Cuban Chorizo.

I love my Goat, and the Goat I cloned!

I have a hair lip.

My wife has fake boobs and wears her hair with a Witchey Look.

I believe that I am GHEY and should not be around small children.

Cardinal George is VERY HAWT.

I make these statements in the name of The Father, The Sun, and a Holy Goat! Amen!