Timmy the deceiver or the delirious, or quite frankly, just a Pear Shaped Pin Head

Timmy, also known as Yummy, and Diddler, is estranged from the Church.

To make a long story short, Timmy was questioning the divinity of the Holy Church of Timmy and the Holy Goat.  While we are working through this crisis of faith Yummy has caused great disharmony in our holy church.

Yummy is distraught.  He has a job right now that is about one step over the Fry Guy at MacDonalds.  He was offered the opportunity to better his position in life, but, because Yummy is a Pear Shaped Pin Head and not very smart, The Yumster tried to screw over his recruiter and the job disappeared.  So now, he continues to live with a man called his “roommate” and bemoan the missed golden opportunity that he screwed up.

Because the Church Of Timmy is benevolent, we continue to invite Tummy to rejoin the Church and being the 21st century, we send out these invitations using email.

But, Tummy, being distraught and just pain retarded, denied to one of our disciples that he even received the email.

But, sending another email to Yummy to invite him to our Christmas Party dinner, Yummy had set an auto reply email message that responded that he was out of the office, CONFIRMING that we do indeed have his correct email address.

Come back to the Church Tummy.  All is forgiven.

Its a terrible thing to go through life 1) pear shaped 2) with a pin head and 3) retarded.

All is forgiven.

The Grace and Peace of Timmy be with us all!

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