And there were Disciples of Timmy blessed be they (Timmy:1:14)

And as the Word of Timmy spread, the disciples grew.

First of the Disciples, was Simon Larry Peter of Gawd, who was holy…

And, he shall be the Rock of my Church… and he will be the first disciple amongst the others…

Followed by Disciple Timmy, Pear Shared and also known as Diddler.

And Tiglath of Assyria (Ass Hurt Province) and his pet goat Lulu Blessed be she, the Mother of Gawd!

And Tony also called Urbish with bald head and double chin…

And Mike who has been irradiated and glows green when in prayer…

and Clifford the Distraught…

and Dannie…. High Chief of the Slores…

And Karl, and Randall the Brainless…

And Harper of the Striped Bastard variety…

And, Broox, who was also known as Creeper…

And they proclaimed the Word of Timmy, and the Word was Good.

Blessed be the Church of Timmy, Now and Forever!

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