Archive for June, 2010

More bad news for Mark the Cruster

Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010

Poor Mark.  When he opened his Church one block up the street from our Monestary, he thought he was being really smart and would receive the thytings of our members.

Nope.  Nobody stops in to visit the Cruster.

And, then, Armageddon in Mark’s world when Cash for Gold opened up next door.  How can a Cruster rob people when cash for gold is next door?  He can’t.

But, now the best insult to the cruster’s continued existence in this world has occurred.

The Cruster’s store is right behind a train track.  And near an intersection that goes across the train tracks.    Well, the Department of Transportation has approved creating an underpass at that intersection so that traffic can go under the train tracks.  This is because this train line has alot of freight trains that tie up traffic.

The project was approved last month.  And get ready for it.

They are going to tear down the cruster’s building.

DESTROYED.  Bull dozed to make way for an entry ramp to the underpass.

Poor Mark.  He doesn’t own the building. He has a lease.  So while the landlord may receive some compensati0n fon the eminient domain grabbing of his building, Mark is going to be left with NOTHING.  Zip.  NIL.  Bupkiss.

I can’t wait until he learns of this project and the demise of his business.  It will be GLORIOUS!

Misery and Mark the Cruster

Sunday, June 6th, 2010

It seems that Mark the Cruster fired Gay Boy Nick again.   There are a couple of ways you can tell.  One is that the Cruster has no listings on ebay because he’s too stupid to post them, and the other is that you dont see Ghey boy Nick hanging around the store.  Both have occurred.  AGAIN.

We know a guy that is friends with Nick’s dad.  Apprently Mark the Curster fired Nick for stealing AGAIN, and now Nick just lays in bed in his bedroom taking anti-psychotic drugs.  What a nice life for Nick.

But, back to the Cruster… How does he stay in business?  How does he pay his rent?  He has no customers.  And right next door to his business is a cash for gold place taking all of his customers.

Its only a matter of time before the Cruster is out of business.  We will continue to watch and post about it.

A missive from Mark the Cruster on his leaving and my response in CAPS

Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010

This is a copy of an email I received from Markie the KING of the Crusters which suprised me since his nervous disorder makes him all twitchy and crusty. I think that while he was typing it, he crusted himself like a potato chip, probably filled his depends and required large quantities of drugs to actually type it and hit send.

My comments are IN UPPER CASE after each statement send in his email.

I tried your phone several time today (no answer) ?????????????? (LEARN HOW TO USE A PHONE. YOU ARE SO SCREWED since you CAN”T EVEN USE A CELL PHONE)

Here is the story ,when I first started there I spent almost 2 months getting that store into a running store (UM, WE WERE OPEN A YEAR CRUSTO, and THEY STORE RAN FINE)

,not that it wasn’t running, but in my (opinion) not running correctly,Inventory and so on .. ( YOU COULDN’T MANAGER YOUR AWAY OUT OF A CARDBOARD BOX, WHERE YOU WILL LIVE SOON)

I put my HEART & SOUL into that establishment 6 days a week (YOU ARE GUTLESS CRUSTO, and afraid to come out of your house)

,minimum 55 hours a week. (54 BUT WHO IS COUNTinG)

A 15 hour+ day on Valentines day and without complaints on all the above (ONE TIME OMG, TIME TO COMMIT SUICIDE WITH A GOAT)

I told you when I started I wanted a day off from time to time, (NO YOU DIDN’T FREAK)

well that never happened nor was it offered. (WHY SHOULD IT, ALL YOU DO IS SIT AT THE STORE ON DRUGS AND PLAY GUITAR FOR 61K a year)

Maybe something like “hey Markie why dont you take off Thursday or whichever day, again never offered! (WHY? YOU WERE GETTING PAID TOP DOLLAR SINCE YOU HAVE NO MARKETABLE SKILLS)

The only day off I got was when i was sick and that’s a day in bed so that sucks. (YOU WERENT SICK, YOU COULD NOT FIND DRUGS AND WERE TOO SCARED TO DRIVE)

You said when we hire someone you’ll get days off, again still never happened ): (WE DID HIRE SOMEBODY. TWO PEOPLE IN FACT, BUT YOU’RE DELUSIONAL)

No Problem I continued buying and making a repore with all of the customers and making the store money (BOTH YOU AND THE KIDS WERE THIEFS. SELLING PRODUCT THAT COST US $485 for $200 then PAYING $150 TO SHIP IT. THAT WAS MAKING ME MONEY? YOU’RE OUT OF YOUR FREAKING MIND)

which is expected from me a quote from you.(agreed) (MAKE MONEY, NOT GIVE IT AWAY FREAK)

Then all of this shit started> he said she said (YES YOU STARTED DOING UNACCEPTABLE LEVELS OF DRUGS WHICH IMPEEDED YOUR JOB PERFORMANCE)

you said, he said ,it went on & on & on! (YES, WE TOLD YOU THAT YOU WERE A DRUG ADICT THAT NEEDED HELP)

 What is this grade school ,then all i keep hearing is PILLS THIS PILLS THAT, (NO, IT’S A BUSINESS, and YOU TOOK IT UPON YOURSELF TO FUCK IT UP)

I have presciptions for several medications ,and 1 prescription is for Hydrocodone,2 different blood pressure medications & 1 for panic attacks and nervous disorder and a injectable medication for my Psoriasis ,hence (CRUSTY) (YES, AND A LETTER FROM YOUR DOCTOR THAT YOU SHOWD ME STATING THAT SHE WAS DROPPING YOU FOR BEING A CRONIC DRUG CHASER)

(Now everything I said was about Business and the meds I take on a daily basis, then (I’M SURPRISED YOUR NOT DEAD GIVEN WHAT YOU TAKE)

Todd talked to a Sugar Plum Fairy a day or two after I stepped down (STEPPED DOWN? WHAT DOES STEPPED DOWN MEAN TO YOU YOU CRUSTING FREAK. YOU CALL IN SICK FOR 3 DAYS UNTIL YOUR CHECK IS DIRECT DEPOSITED, AND THEN CALL CRYING THAT YOUR QUITTING. STEPPING DOWN? YOUR GUTLESS, PURE AND SIMPLE.)

and told him I am a drug addict popping pills left and right and now anything I say to The Sugar Plum Fairy falls on deaf ears!  (YES, BECAUSE YOU’RE A LYING THIEVING DRUG ABUSER)

 Bennedict had no right to discuss my personal life with The Sugar Plum Fairy (WHY? YOU’RE A SCUMBAG, WHY NOT SHARE THE DETAILS)

,but he did ,which led to him telling my brother and now my sister thinks I’m shit, my whole family now knows and thinks I am a drug addict & loser. (WELL, YOU ARE A DRUG ADICT, WHY KEEP THEM IN THE DARK. YOU KNOW ITS TRUE)

Why did he do that? (BECAUSE YOU’RE A GUTLESS SCUMBAG WHO WALKED OUT ON US)

why is everyone so mean & vendictive, (YOU STARTED IT BY QUITTING WITH NO NOTICE FREAK)

I am at the end of my rope! (GOOD. TAKE A ROPE AND KILL YOURSELF)

I loved that job (LIES)

and NOW I would never go back because (GOOD. WE HIRED A NEW MANAGER)

I couldn’t be in the same room as Wayno, as I am writing I am literally crying, (WOULD YOU LIKE A CRYING RAG)

My whole world has come down to a man with a mouth and a god damn pill story!!!! (THE TRUTH HURTS FREAK)

I believe you when you say you’re sorry,my stepping down has many reasons behind it, (NO, I WAS SORRY I DIDN’T CONFRONT YOU SOONER TELLING YOU THAT YOUR A DRUG ABUSING CRUSTING HALF WIT THAT WAS OVERPAID FOR THE WORK YOU DID, SINCE WE HIRED YOU AS A FAVOR TO A BUSINESS ASSOCIATE AND ALL IT DID WAS BITE ME IN THE ASS FOR BEING GOOD TO YOU BUT THAT TRAIN HAS LEFT THE STATION, YOUR JOB IS GONE, AND NOW YOU ARE FUCKED)

but Groog sealed it with a single phone call , Why did he tell The Sugar Plum Fairy, (BECAUSE, YOU’RE A SCUM)

why, oh my god it keeps going through my head over and over… (GOOD, THINK ABOUT IT FOR A LONG TIME, SINCE YOU WILL NEVER MAKE 61K A YEAR AGAIN)

Life sucks! (KILL YOURSELF)

don’t worry I am not gonna kill my self (TOO BAD, AND I THINK YOU WILL WHEN THE MONEY RUNS OUT)

but I am going to sell my condo and go start over somewhere else where no one knows me most likely out of state. (LIES, YOUR TOO AFAID TO LEAVE YOUR CONDO)

God bless us all (PRAISE THE LORD AND THE HOLY GOAT)

and good luck (GOD YE GOOD MARROW)

all the best Markie (YES, WE ARE GOING TO HAVE THE BEST, AND YOU WILL HAVE 1) no money, 2) SUICIDE 3) HELL FIRE

A missing Cruster, leaving a THIEF in charge and the falling price of gold!

Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010

There are musical chair at the Cruter’s church. Mark the Cruster has been missing. When Mark is not around, Gay Boy Nick the THIEF runs the store. It’s no wonder that Mark has no cash, since Nick steals when there alone.

A customer walked in and related an interesting Cruster story to us that I will share. He walked into the Cruster’s store with $800+ of gold. Mark looks at it, tests it, and says to the guy, I will pay you $10 bucks for the gold. Thats right. TEN DOLLARS. He said, “I can only pay $10 bucks because the price of gold DROPPED this week.”.

Gold prices did NOT drop to less then nothing. They go up and down a bit, but, nothing like the Cruster was saying.