Archive for October, 2008

All dressed up neked and no place to go

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

With no job for the Cruster Mark because he is a Dr. Nick Elvis pants shitting drug abuser, and Nickie is a theiving man whore, they found a new pastime.

Dancing NEKKED at the Cat Piss smelling Bucktown #avernakis dancing naked, covered in low fat cream cheese, to this song!

GOING NOWHERE FAST!

Is it wrong for 3 men, buck nekked, covered in low fat creme cheese, to dance to a song about their quest to GO NOWHERE FAST?

I think not senator!

OMFG Armageddon Kiki!

Sunday, October 12th, 2008

When we last left Markie the Cruster, he was told to give up DRUGS or his job.

He chose to give up his job. And his GHEY lover Nickie followed him out the door.

His previous employeer, Bennidict IX, offered to help find the Chruster a job, and he offered to help the crusters boy ward too!

Well, this is where the wheels came off the bus.

They interviewed with the new company, and they both thought they had a new job.

Then the guy said, you have to go for a drug and polygraph test. OMFG.

The Cruster completely failed the drug test, because he has more drugs in his system then Elvis did when he died.

Ant Nickie the homo? Well, he completely failed the polygraph.

So, now both of them have NO job, NO money, and NO future.

They can just hang out with GHEY Wayne at the Dark and Festing Bucktown Store.

All dressed in Scottish Kilt’s, drinking wine from a box, and flogging each other on the back.

The entire time, screaming Armegeddon Kiki.

The Markie suicide watch has moved up a notch.

The Holy Father Prays for Wayne, Markie Nickie and TIMMY!

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008

Pray for Wayne, Markie and Nickie

Sunday, October 5th, 2008

and let us ALL say AMEN!