Archive for August, 2008

I received a Missive from Markie the Mook to my email regarding his crusting.

Sunday, August 31st, 2008

 \r\n\r\nThis is a copy of an email I received from Markie the KING of the Crusters which suprised me since his nervous disorder makes him all twitchy and crusty. I think that while he was typing it, he crusted himself like a potato chip, probably filled his depends and required large quantities of drugs to actually type it and hit send.\r\n\r\nMy comments are IN UPPER CASE after each statement send in his email.\r\n

I tried your phone several time today (no answer) ?????????????? (LEARN HOW TO USE A PHONE. YOU ARE SO SCREWED since you CAN”T EVEN USE A CELL PHONE)

 

Here is the story ,when I first started there I spent almost 2 months getting that store into a running store (UM, WE WERE OPEN A YEAR CRUSTO, and THEY STORE RAN FINE)

 

,not that it wasn’t running, but in my (opinion) not running correctly,Inventory and so on .. ( YOU COULDN’T MANAGER YOUR AWAY OUT OF A CARDBOARD BOX, WHERE YOU WILL LIVE SOON)

I put my HEART & SOUL into that establishment 6 days a week (YOU ARE GUTLESS CRUSTO, and afraid to come out of your house)

,minimum 55 hours a week. (54 BUT WHO IS COUNTinG)

A 15 hour+ day on Valentines day and without complaints on all the above (ONE TIME OMG, TIME TO COMMIT SUICIDE WITH A GOAT)

I told you when I started I wanted a day off from time to time, (NO YOU DIDN’T FREAK)

well that never happened nor was it offered. (WHY SHOULD IT, ALL YOU DO IS SIT AT THE STORE ON DRUGS AND PLAY GUITAR FOR 61K a year)

Maybe something like “hey Markie why dont you take off Thursday or whichever day, again never offered! (WHY? YOU WERE GETTING PAID TOP DOLLAR SINCE YOU HAVE NO MARKETABLE SKILLS)

The only day off I got was when i was sick and that’s a day in bed so that sucks. (YOU WERENT SICK, YOU COULD NOT FIND DRUGS AND WERE TOO SCARED TO DRIVE)

You said when we hire someone you’ll get days off, again still never happened ): (WE DID HIRE SOMEBODY. TWO PEOPLE IN FACT, BUT YOU’RE DELUSIONAL)

No Problem I continued buying and making a repore with all of the customers and making the store money (BOTH YOU AND THE KIDS WERE THIEFS. SELLING PRODUCT THAT COST US $485 for $200 then PAYING $150 TO SHIP IT. THAT WAS MAKING ME MONEY? YOU’RE OUT OF YOUR FREAKING MIND)

which is expected from me a quote from you.(agreed) (MAKE MONEY, NOT GIVE IT AWAY FREAK)

Then all of this shit started> he said she said (YES YOU STARTED DOING UNACCEPTABLE LEVELS OF DRUGS WHICH IMPEEDED YOUR JOB PERFORMANCE)

you said, he said ,it went on & on & on! (YES, WE TOLD YOU THAT YOU WERE A DRUG ADICT THAT NEEDED HELP)

 What is this grade school ,then all i keep hearing is PILLS THIS PILLS THAT, (NO, IT’S A BUSINESS, and YOU TOOK IT UPON YOURSELF TO FUCK IT UP)

I have presciptions for several medications ,and 1 prescription is for Hydrocodone,2 different blood pressure medications & 1 for panic attacks and nervous disorder and a injectable medication for my Psoriasis ,hence (CRUSTY) (YES, AND A LETTER FROM YOUR DOCTOR THAT YOU SHOWD ME STATING THAT SHE WAS DROPPING YOU FOR BEING A CRONIC DRUG CHASER)

(Now everything I said was about Business and the meds I take on a daily basis, then (I’M SURPRISED YOUR NOT DEAD GIVEN WHAT YOU TAKE)

Todd talked to a Sugar Plum Fairy a day or two after I stepped down (STEPPED DOWN? WHAT DOES STEPPED DOWN MEAN TO YOU YOU CRUSTING FREAK. YOU CALL IN SICK FOR 3 DAYS UNTIL YOUR CHECK IS DIRECT DEPOSITED, AND THEN CALL CRYING THAT YOUR QUITTING. STEPPING DOWN? YOUR GUTLESS, PURE AND SIMPLE.)

and told him I am a drug addict popping pills left and right and now anything I say to The Sugar Plum Fairy falls on deaf ears!  (YES, BECAUSE YOU’RE A LYING THIEVING DRUG ABUSER)

Bennedict had no right to discuss my personal life with The Sugar Plum Fairy (WHY? YOU’RE A SCUMBAG, WHY NOT SHARE THE DETAILS)

,but he did ,which led to him telling my brother and now my sister thinks I’m shit, my whole family now knows and thinks I am a drug addict & loser. (WELL, YOU ARE A DRUG ADICT, WHY KEEP THEM IN THE DARK. YOU KNOW ITS TRUE)

Why did he do that? (BECAUSE YOU’RE A GUTLESS SCUMBAG WHO WALKED OUT ON US)

why is everyone so mean & vendictive, (YOU STARTED IT BY QUITTING WITH NO NOTICE FREAK)

I am at the end of my rope! (GOOD. TAKE A ROPE AND KILL YOURSELF)

I loved that job (LIES)

and NOW I would never go back because (GOOD. WE HIRED A NEW MANAGER)

I couldn’t be in the same room as Wayno, as I am writing I am literally crying, (WOULD YOU LIKE A CRYING RAG)

My whole world has come down to a man with a mouth and a god damn pill story!!!! (THE TRUTH HURTS FREAK)

I believe you when you say you’re sorry,my stepping down has many reasons behind it, (NO, I WAS SORRY I DIDN’T CONFRONT YOU SOONER TELLING YOU THAT YOUR A DRUG ABUSING CRUSTING HALF WIT THAT WAS OVERPAID FOR THE WORK YOU DID, SINCE WE HIRED YOU AS A FAVOR TO A BUSINESS ASSOCIATE AND ALL IT DID WAS BITE ME IN THE ASS FOR BEING GOOD TO YOU BUT THAT TRAIN HAS LEFT THE STATION, YOUR JOB IS GONE, AND NOW YOU ARE FUCKED)

but Groog sealed it with a single phone call , Why did he tell The Sugar Plum Fairy, (BECAUSE, YOU’RE A SCUM)

why, oh my god it keeps going through my head over and over… (GOOD, THINK ABOUT IT FOR A LONG TIME, SINCE YOU WILL NEVER MAKE 61K A YEAR AGAIN)

Life sucks! (KILL YOURSELF)

don’t worry I am not gonna kill my self (TOO BAD, AND I THINK YOU WILL WHEN THE MONEY RUNS OUT)

but I am going to sell my condo and go start over somewhere else where no one knows me most likely out of state. (LIES, YOUR TOO AFAID TO LEAVE YOUR CONDO)

God bless us all (PRAISE THE LORD AND THE HOLY GOAT)

and good luck (GOD YE GOOD MARROW)

all the best Markie (YES, WE ARE GOING TO HAVE THE BEST, AND YOU WILL HAVE 1) no money, 2) SUICIDE 3) HELL FIRE

Ode to Nickey

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

We know that Nickie is a sick young fuck.

He FELTCHED Sir Wayne, to make a quik buck.

And then markie blew him in the back of the store.

But, we know young Nick was a retarded #ghey whore.

But, soon off to Prison NIck will go

For blowing off the judge who would not accept a blow.

Now dear children read this tale of whoa well.

Lying, theivingl, being a retarded #ghey whore and stealing, will send you to HELL!

Or the darkest corner of the AVERNAKIS to fester in despair!

I am #ghey and my BOY FRIDAY nickey is TOO

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

He’s an idiot.

But I am 41 years old and I crust.

And I lust for his thieving little arse.

We both quit to become lovers.

But, we have no MONEY.

I am going to jam Kiki up his ARSE and YELL Armageddon!

To faggots, no jobs, one crusting, and one an idiot.

OMG

I will FETLCH Nickie 2nite.

IS it WRONG!

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

Is it WRONG for a 41 year old male with CRUSTING SKIN to hang out and party with a 19 year old male IDIOT?

I believe it is Senator!

OMG

I’m itchey and CRUSTY

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

I have an itch, I need you to scratch.

I am crusting like a potato chip.

I can’t come in to work. You frighten me. You ruined my life.

My pill, my pills, I must take my pills. OMG how will I pay for them.

My life is over. I’ll lose my condo. That’s it! I will run away.

But, I’m too frightened to leave my condo.

Kiki save me.

Pentagrams and goats

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

I drew a Pentagram on the floor of my store. I lay on it naked fondleing my Holy Goat, naked when customers walk in the store. I then spin my head around with my eyes glowing red.

Would you like to buy some JEWelry from me?

IF I call myself Wanye-ie, am I GHEY?

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008

I wear a Tin Foil Hat! And so does my Cat!

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008
A Tin Foil Hat for me and my cat

A Tin Foil Hat for me and my cat

Letter to: Albinos Adult Diaper Emporium…

Monday, August 18th, 2008

Dear Asspackers, I cannot begin to explain how pleased I am with Abinos Ass-Jammin X-Plus Diaper! Being an active alcoholic as I am, it’s not always easy for me to find private places to shit myself or change a piss ridden diaper! Especially when with friends come over, who do not know I wear diapers, because they are only 10! The comfort and absorbency of these Ass-Jammers blows my mind! It litterally leaves me limp! (Or perhaps thats all the alcohol over the last few decades?)

I especially like the refastenable duct tape design! The Rainbow Colored Suspender Package that comes in each case makes it easy to launch a shit filled one over the next stall by untaping the front, pointing to where you want it to go, pull down hard, and let go! I actually made a well packed hot steaming loaded Diaper fly over 4 stalls only hitting 1 person in the process and having it land in the sink!

Afterwards I go to wash my hands and see the fly covered diaper lieing perfectly in the wash basin at the Winn-Dixie Truck Stop as I look for a clean sink. No one would have guessed that it was me! (except for the stains of wine from my pocket flask with the leaky top.) Yes, your company is #1 for providing me not only the finest in Adult Diapers but the finest Adult Truck Stop Entertainment that a Pay-Toilet Stall can give! <wiping tears from my eyes>

I am so happy that I am thinking of trying your sister site “Fantasy Enema’s” I can only imagine the hours of entertainment I can have with that in the balcony of a movie theater!

All My Best…

A Dry Diapered Kilt Wearing Little Man.

I like to eat Cat Food

Monday, August 18th, 2008

Is it wrong?