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More bad news for Mark the Cruster

Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010

Poor Mark.  When he opened his Church one block up the street from our Monestary, he thought he was being really smart and would receive the thytings of our members.

Nope.  Nobody stops in to visit the Cruster.

And, then, Armageddon in Mark’s world when Cash for Gold opened up next door.  How can a Cruster rob people when cash for gold is next door?  He can’t.

But, now the best insult to the cruster’s continued existence in this world has occurred.

The Cruster’s store is right behind a train track.  And near an intersection that goes across the train tracks.    Well, the Department of Transportation has approved creating an underpass at that intersection so that traffic can go under the train tracks.  This is because this train line has alot of freight trains that tie up traffic.

The project was approved last month.  And get ready for it.

They are going to tear down the cruster’s building.

DESTROYED.  Bull dozed to make way for an entry ramp to the underpass.

Poor Mark.  He doesn’t own the building. He has a lease.  So while the landlord may receive some compensati0n fon the eminient domain grabbing of his building, Mark is going to be left with NOTHING.  Zip.  NIL.  Bupkiss.

I can’t wait until he learns of this project and the demise of his business.  It will be GLORIOUS!

More madness from Mark the Cruster and Nickie

Monday, January 25th, 2010

I suppose that those of you who read this blog may think that I make this stuff up. But, that is absolutely not the case. These are the real stories of Mark the Cruster and Nickie the Ghey Male Whore.

The latest madness at Mark’s store happened yesterday. A big burly dude walked into the store, and Nickie walked out there to talk with the guy. The next thing you know, Nickie, who MUST have seen that Andy Dick was arrested for groping a guy, walks up to the dude, grabs his crotch, and attempts to make out with him. Nickie must have been strung out on drugs when he groped and tried to make out with a truck driver looking dude.

The dude screamed WTF, and immediately bitch slapped nickie across the face. Nick fell to the floor like a bitch, and the guy leaned down and punched nickie in the nose. The punch broke nickie’s nose and gave him a mean looking shiner.

Next Mark the Cruster runs out of the office and screams, “I’ll scratch your eyes out bitch”, and attempts to attack the guy. The guy immediately bitch slaps mark, who flakes, crusts and falls to the floor in a flaking cloudy heap.

The guy then leaves the store with both Mark and Nick crying like little bitches on the floor.

Priceless.

This is very good practice for both Mark and Nickie. When they are in jail shortly, bubba their cell mate will routinely bitch slap them. They might as well get used to it.

LOL